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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Random rants, tirades and intellectual musings by what some might term a “discontent,” but I would call a critical thinker.</description><title>The Derminator</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @drdermer)</generator><link>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Marriage</title><description>I am driving to Lexington for an appointment. My phone rings. It is the school. My youngest son has...</description><link>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/46428172702</link><guid>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/46428172702</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 12:37:00 -0400</pubDate><category>marriageequality</category><category>gaylesbianparents</category><category>marriage</category><category>adoption</category></item><item><title>Franken-tosh: My New Computer, Part 2 (It's Alive!)</title><description>After some trouble, my new computer is up and running Mac OS Mountain Lion! 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Gustainis Retrospective is the current exhibition at...</description><link>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/13979372634</link><guid>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/13979372634</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 15:37:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The Human Rights Campaign Has Issues, Too</title><description>Continuing with my self-involved, arrogant position, no organization  is free from my rants,...</description><link>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/13913468705</link><guid>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/13913468705</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 02:13:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>FYI: The Salvation Army Does Not Like Homosexuals</title><description>The Salvation Army does not like queers.  Who knew?  Well, me.  But, I guess a lot of other folks...</description><link>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/13832241957</link><guid>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/13832241957</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 13:05:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My So-Called Angry Gallbladder</title><description>Cholecystectomy.  Somehow that word seems more fitting to my experience than &amp;#8220;gallbladder...</description><link>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/13521935212</link><guid>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/13521935212</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 19:38:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Cholecystectomy</category><category>emergency room</category><category>gallbladder</category><category>gallbladder surgery</category><category>groupon</category><category>hospital</category><category>lyme</category><category>medical care</category><category>medicine</category><category>surgeon</category><category>montana</category><category>doctor</category><category>anxiety</category></item><item><title>A "Favor" for Mom (Happy Birthday to Me)</title><description>Shortly after my mother and father arrived for their extended stay at my house, my mom posed the...</description><link>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/11790034298</link><guid>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/11790034298</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 17:52:26 -0400</pubDate><category>mother</category><category>grandparents</category><category>birthday</category><category>mobile phone</category><category>bluetooth</category></item><item><title>Revenge of the Parents (Things Change in my Home)</title><description>My mom and dad are visiting.  They arrived on Tuesday evening.  My children were ecstatic at the...</description><link>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/11704620885</link><guid>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/11704620885</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:00:20 -0400</pubDate><category>parents visit</category><category>luggage</category><category>rancid butter</category><category>grandma and grandpa</category><category>anxiety</category><category>relatives visit</category><category>ugly dishtowels</category></item><item><title>Watch Out Fer Ticks (Owning My Inner Bitch)</title><description>Hey.  Would you like to know what I love?  Sure you would - you are choosing to read this.  I love...</description><link>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/11437525860</link><guid>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/11437525860</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 11:36:32 -0400</pubDate><category>ticks,</category><category>zz top,</category><category>lyme</category><category>mountain biking</category><category>t-shirt design</category></item><item><title>Yet Another Report on the Problematic Art Institutes and EDMC</title><description>Yet Another Report on the Problematic Art Institutes and EDMC: Every time I read one of these...</description><link>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/9672279886</link><guid>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/9672279886</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 14:13:04 -0400</pubDate><category>art institute</category><category>new england institute of art</category><category>photography</category><category>photography education</category></item><item><title>Giant Black Killer Snake Loose in Ayer</title><description>Today I had a near-death experience.  I was mountain biking in Ayer with my new riding friend Dawn...</description><link>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/9388001162</link><guid>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/9388001162</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 17:31:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ayer! Mountain Biking</title><description>Ayer! Mountain Biking: I just went on the best ride from my house! People kept telling me that there...</description><link>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/9091090263</link><guid>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/9091090263</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 16:19:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My Boys Like Rock ‘n’ Roll
I have never purchased...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_8821572476" src="http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/8821572476/audio_player_iframe/drdermer/tumblr_lpthy6BsGV1qitwua?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdrdermer%2F8821572476%2Ftumblr_lpthy6BsGV1qitwua" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My Boys Like Rock ‘n’ Roll&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have never purchased “children’s music” and listen to my iPod in  the car, even with the kids.  The boys are developing a knowledge and  interest in contemporary as well as classic rock, jazz,  country…however, there are times when I have concern about my judgment  on this.  I am not completely daft and when Eminem shows up in the  shuffle, I quickly click next.  I will admit that they really like AC/DC  &lt;em&gt;Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap&lt;/em&gt;, but they think it’s “Diddy Deets  Done Dit Cheep” (what they think that means, I do not know).  Anyway, we  were driving and Alex (youngest, just turned 4) said, “Ma (yes, he  calls me ‘ma’), I want that TCK TCK TCK song.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Honey, I don’t know what you mean.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Somewhat frustrated, he says, “you know, that TCK TCK TCK song.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Did you learn it at camp? Do you mean ‘Hickory Dickory Dock’?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“No! It goes TCK TCK TCK,” he insists.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;His  brother, Roberto (6), chimes in with an ‘in-the-know’ air, “We don’t  sing that at camp.  Only I know that song from Kindergarten.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Huh,” I reply, “I can’t think of a song with a clock.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“NO!” says an exasperated Alex, “TCK TCK TCK.” And he waves his arms.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Suddenly, I understand.  Suddenly, I have some worry that, A, I understand, and B, Alex knows and likes Van Halen’s &lt;em&gt;Hot for Teacher&lt;/em&gt;.  Thankfully, they do not understand the words and the song is now called TCK TCK TCK.  He likes the opening drums.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/8821572476</link><guid>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/8821572476</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 09:57:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Dr. Mumbles, Part Deux</title><description>After Dr. Mumbles referred me to the ER for my broken bones, the ER physician sent me to an...</description><link>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/8739983851</link><guid>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/8739983851</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 13:53:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>There are some Advantages to having a Dyke Mommy</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp7omnrDtr1qitwuao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp7omnrDtr1qitwuao2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp7omnrDtr1qitwuao3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp7omnrDtr1qitwuao4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp7omnrDtr1qitwuao5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp7omnrDtr1qitwuao6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp7omnrDtr1qitwuao7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp7omnrDtr1qitwuao8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;There are some Advantages to having a Dyke Mommy&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/8305760154</link><guid>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/8305760154</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2011 14:56:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Home Depot Chaps My Hide</title><description>
I went to Home Depot  to buy Play Sand.  My boys have a new playset with a sand box that  Granddad...</description><link>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/8256033441</link><guid>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/8256033441</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2011 09:06:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Home Depot</category><category>Sand</category><category>Customer Service</category><category>small children</category><category>weight watchers</category><category>sandbox</category></item><item><title>how's the foot?</title><description>The swelling has decreased, it hurts a bit less and I can still ride, so…not so bad.</description><link>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/8254939525</link><guid>http://drdermer.tumblr.com/post/8254939525</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2011 07:59:17 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
